How to Make a Virgo Fall in Love with You

When it comes to looking for love with a Virgo, slobs and slackers need not apply.

You will need

  • A dignified demeanor
  • An interest in the arts
  • Sensible spending habits

Step 1 Make the first move Make the first move with a Virgo; they are not the type to chase romance, believing it to be undignified.

Step 2 Plan a highbrow date Plan a highbrow date, like a night at the opera or a visit to a museum. Virgos are very much into the arts.

Step 3 Suggest a quiet evening at home Suggest a quiet evening at home – Virgos are not into loud, noisy gatherings. Just make sure your home is meticulously clean.

Step 4 Show your frugal side Show your frugal side by boasting about your healthy 401(k), or by suggesting that an appetizer is plenty big enough for a meal, thank you very much. Virgos are practical creatures who will not waste their time romancing a spendthrift.

Step 5 Don’t rush sex Don’t rush sex with a Virgo; they are much too cerebral to let their emotions lead them into bed until a relationship has been well established.

Step 6 Keep up appearances Take pains to look neat and clean at all times. Virgos will be turned off by a partner who feels compelled to let themselves go. The effort will be worth it. When Virgos commit, they are faithful, reliable spouses.