How to Look Hot When You Get Out of the Ocean

Be the girl everyone is staring at when you emerge from the ocean -- and not because your boobs have fallen out.

You will need

  • A one-piece bathing suit
  • Double-stick tape
  • Leave-in hair conditioner with sunscreen
  • Tinted sunscreen
  • Waterproof mascara
  • An eyelash curler
  • Clear lip gloss or nude lipstick
  • Vaseline
  • Oversized
  • dark sunglasses
  • Bronzer

Step 1 Buy a one-piece Buy a one-piece bathing suit; it will stay in place better than a bikini.

Step 2 Condition your hair Comb generous amounts of leave-in conditioner through your hair. Look for one with sunscreen.

Step 3 Pick a hairstyle Put your hair in a wave-proof style, like cornrows, braids, or a high ponytail.

Step 4 Apply discreet makeup Look like a natural beauty by applying tinted sunscreen, waterproof mascara (to curled eyelashes), and clear lip gloss or a lipstick that’s the exact shade of your lips. Tame brows with some Vaseline.

Step 5 Do “the walk” Do the model walk as you emerge from the surf. Put one leg directly in front of the other with your head high, your shoulders squared, and your torso slightly back. Pretend you are on a runway in Milan.

Step 6 Look haughty Have a confident, slightly haughty look on your face as you slowly make your way to your spot on the beach.

Step 7 Pick up your towel Pick up your towel without bending your knees. Flick the excess water from your hair as you gently pat yourself dry.

Step 8 Don oversized sunglasses Don dark, oversized sunglasses so you can discreetly check out the guys checking you out.