How to Spoon

Third place winner in Howcast's How-To Video Challenge by filmmaker Meghan Mathes.

You will need

  • Big spoon
  • Little spoon

Step 1 The over arm Put your arm around her waist and use your hand like you know what sensuality is. But since you don’t, just do that with your bottom hand.

Step 2 The under arm Don’t make any play for action with your under arm. It’s not meant for nothing but falling asleep on. There’s no way that’s comfortable.

Step 3 Spoon separation Sometimes you’ve got to break apart, now. Man, that’s emasculating. At least you’re still getting some kind of booty tonight.

Step 4 Spooning no-no’s Snoring, kicking, coughing, sneezing, drooling.

Step 5 Spoon hard You now have all the inform you could ever possible need on spooning, so go out and spoon hard. Listen to that random ending narrator and go and spoon hard.