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How to Defend Your Special Gal

Official contest entry in Howcast's How-To Video Challenge by Kevin Veselka.


  • Step 1: Call them stupid Tell them they’re stupid.
  • Step 2: Stand up for yourself Tell them that this is the way you express your intellect and smartess.
  • Step 3: The French The French.

You Will Need

  • A Special Gal to defend
  • Ignorant Idiot Moron Stupids to defend her from
  • A Fashionable French Hat (Preferably one designed by Le Du De Fwa)
  • Clever Quips full of Artistic and Intellects
  • The Sandwich of Prophecy
  • Love

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