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How to Become a Cable News Show Political Analyst

Official contest entry in Howcast's How-To Video Challenge by Shaun Hillman.


  • Step 1: Defend special interest groups Pick a party and make a splash defending their special interest groups.
  • Step 2: Attract voters with keywords Use keywords to attract uninformed voters to your party.
  • Step 3: Defend every bill Defend every word of every bill your party proposes.
  • Step 4: Bring up out-of-date politics Don’t be afraid to bring up impertinent and out-of-date politics to win an argument.
  • Step 5: Never agree with anyone Never agree with anyone you’re having a discussion with under any circumstances.

You Will Need

  • Face
  • Hairstyle
  • Upper body
  • Suit and tie

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