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How to Ignore a Girl

You are perfectly capable of driving a girl crazy. Show them who really doesn't need who.

Instructions

  • Step 1: Stare past her Disappoint the girl who wants to be the center of attention by not listening to her and staring past her, wearing sunglasses.
  • Step 2: Act like you don't need her Get the girl's attention by acting like you don't need it.
  • Step 3: Get busy Keep to yourself and avoid contact by acting busy, pretending to be on your cell phone, or in a hurry to get somewhere.
  • TIP: Adopt a schedule that allows no time for the girl.
  • Step 4: Ignore calls and confrontations Ignore her incessant calls and texts simply because you're busy. Don't invite her to be a friend on Facebook.
  • Step 5: Spend time with another Spend time with another girl. Go to public places and display affection so word gets around.
  • Step 6: Immerse yourself Immerse yourself in entertainment – music, movies, TV, video games – in your own private space to avoid places where you will encounter her.
  • FACT: In one study with 168 participants watching video clips of couples, single people were better able than those in relationships to identify which ones were in love.

You Will Need

  • An attitude
  • Sunglasses
  • A cell phone
  • A computer with internet access
  • A Facebook account
  • Another girl
  • Distracting entertainment

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