How to Get a Girlfriend

First impressions are everything, so get your phone ringing with these tips.

Step 1: Practice good grooming Look your best. Don't dress sloppily, be conscious of the latest trends, and get a fashionable haircut.
Step 2: Be hygienic Maintain good hygiene. Shower daily, wear deodorant, and finish with a splash of cologne. Brush and floss regularly and rinse with mouthwash.
TIP: Quit smoking. Now.
Step 3: Take it slow Don't be too aggressive. Show interest, but don't call everyday, or at all hours. You don't want to become obsessive or scare her away.
Step 4: Establish common interests Establish common interests. Unless you're a magnet, opposites don't really attract. Find shared interests and focus on them. You've got to talk about something.
Step 5: Listen Listen. Don't yammer on about yourself. Take a sincere interest in what she has to say and show your interest by making frequent eye contact.
TIP: Keep up with current affairs to engage in interesting conversation.
Step 6: Hold a job Have a steady job, unless you're a full-time student. Research indicates that women look for stability and security in a long-term relationship.
Step 7: Be polite, courteous, and chivalrous. No one has ever been turned-off by too much respect.
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