How to Become a Sperm Donor

It sounds like an easy way to make money. It could even be fun. But first you have to be accepted.

You will need

  • Youth
  • A clean bill of health
  • Height
  • A college degree
  • A commitment to donate weekly for six months

Step 1 Check your credentials See if you meet the basic credentials for applying. You must be between 18 and 35 (some sperm banks accept older donors); at least 5’ 11′ tall; in excellent health; have no family history of genetic diseases; and be drug-free.

Step 2 Find a sperm bank Find a sperm bank near you, via the Internet or by asking your doctor.

Step 3 Get an application Call and request an application. You will receive a lengthy questionnaire that asks about your sexual preferences; drug, alcohol, and tobacco habits; educational and professional backgrounds; hobbies; athletic and musical abilities; family diseases; et cetera.

Step 4 Go to the bank If your answers are up to snuff, you will be asked to come in for an interview and to give a sperm sample.

Step 5 Give a sample After being interviewed by a sperm counselor, it’s time to visit the ‘masturbatorium,’ where you will produce a sample that is tested for sperm count and mobility—in other words, how well the little impregnators swim.

Step 6 Take blood tests If your sperm measures up, you’ll go back for blood tests to rule out STDs and other problems. You’ll have to repeat these tests periodically.

Step 7 Start making deposits Assuming all the blood tests come back clean, you’re ready to donate. And donate you will—you’ll have to make deliveries one or two times a week for at least six months.

Step 8 Collect your pay Watch the money roll in … or, rather, trickle. Payment is between $35 and $100 per usable specimen.