How to Cut Class

Cutting class can get you suspended, grounded, and can cause your grades to decline. But if you must do it, make sure you don't get caught.

Instructions

  • Step 1: Call in sick Disguise your voice and call in sick for yourself.
  • TIP: Call in early. The earlier it is, the less suspicious it'll seem.
  • Step 2: Have a friend call in Have a friend call in sick for you while you call for them. Skipping school is more fun with a friend.
  • Step 3: Fake being sick Fake being sick and ask to see the nurse.
  • Step 4: Blame it on a flat tire Blame your absence from class on a flat tire if you drive.
  • Step 5: Stay home Have fun. Stay home, watch television all day, or hang around the mall. If you do get caught, having fun will have made it all worth it.
  • Step 6: Plead If your parents realize what you've been up to, plead with them to cover for you. If they refuse, face the consequences.
  • FACT: The high school dropout rate for 16 to 24 year olds declined from 14 percent in 1980 to 9 percent in 2007.

You Will Need

  • A friend
  • Acting skills
  • An excuse

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