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Quick Tips: How to Park Your Car Perfectly in the Garage

Garage a tight squeeze? Hang a tennis ball from the ceiling so that the ball touches the center of your windshield when the car is parked perfectly.

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If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test.

Well done. The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All amateur science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.

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