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How to Handle Someone Who Is Talking to Your Breasts

There are several ways to deal with someone who is talking to your breasts instead of your face. Use the one that best fits the situation.


  • Step 1: Try the direct approach Try the direct approach: Simply say, "Hey, buddy; my eyes are up here."
  • Step 2: Talk to his crotch Give him a taste of his own medicine: He's talking to your breasts? Start talking to his crotch.
  • TIP: To make him paranoid and take his mind off your chest, try staring at his hairline.
  • Step 3: Divert his attention Try a diversionary tactic, and throw on a sweater or grab a notebook to hold over your chest.
  • Step 4: Force eye contact Force him to re-establish eye contact with you. Say you think you have something in your eye and ask him to take a look.
  • Step 5: Try a classic response Try this time-honored response to people who are staring rudely: "Take a picture. It'll last longer."
  • FACT: 47 percent of men first glance at a woman's chest when they see her.

You Will Need

  • Directness
  • Boldness
  • Diversionary tactics

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