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How to Fit In at a Motorcycle Rally

Even if you don't live to ride and ride to live, you can still go to a motorcycle rally and fit right in.

Instructions

  • Step 1: Ride a Harley Ride a Harley. A Harley-Davidson is the only kind of hog to ride to a rally -- the more customized, the better.
  • Step 2: Wear the right clothes Wear a T-shirt under a leather jacket, and wear battered old bluejeans. Leather riding boots are a must. Ladies, less is more -- super-short cut-offs and a bikini top will be fine.
  • TIP: You can also tie a bandanna over your head.
  • Step 3: Show your tattoos Get plenty of tattoos and show off your ink. Remember to go heavy on the biker imagery -- and a few skulls wouldn't hurt, either.
  • Step 4: Read Easyriders Read an Easyriders magazine. Easyriders has been the quintessential biker magazine for decades.
  • Step 5: Drink lots of beer Drink beer -- and whiskey. This is no time for wine or fancy cocktails. The Sturgis Rally features beer bars that seat hundreds of bikers.
  • Step 6: Don't be afraid to be loud Don't be afraid to get loud. But don't get mean -- you'll likely offend someone, and bikers are not known for shying away from a fight.
  • Step 7: Be friendly Be friendly, be polite. Everyone there wants to have a good time, and you may be surprised at how courteous the other rally attendees are. Cut loose and have some fun.
  • FACT: The first Sturgis Rally, known as the Black Hills Classic, was held on August 14, 1938.

You Will Need

  • Harley-Davidson
  • Appropriate clothing
  • Tattoos
  • "Easyriders" magazines
  • Booze
  • Volume
  • Courtesy
  • Bandanna (optional)

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