How to Get Rid of a Hickey

Ah the hickey, that red badge of passion! So spontaneous! So exhilarating! So erotic! So now what are you going to do?

You will need

  • Hickey
  • Spoon
  • Freezer
  • Comb or brush
  • Quarter
  • Lipstick
  • Pencil with an eraser
  • Concealer one shade lighter than your skin tone
  • Hot
  • wet facecloth
  • Scarf or turtleneck

Step 1 Press cold spoon against hickey As soon as possible, pop a spoon in the freezer for a few minutes, and then press it, suction-like, against the hickey for 15 minutes. This will reduce swelling and prevent any more bruising.

Step 2 Massage area Gently massage the area to break up the congealed blood that is causing the bruising.

Step 3 Use comb or brush Not working? Take a comb or brush and gently rub it over the hickey for about 10 minutes to help disperse the clots.

Step 4 Use lipstick cover Still seeing red? Get fresh blood flowing by removing the cover of a lipstick, twisting the opening against the hickey, and pulling it off. You’ll hear a pop, and the hickey will briefly be redder before lightening.

Step 5 Use concealer Blend a little concealer, in a shade lighter than your skin tone, over any remaining redness.

Step 6 Apply wet facecloth If the hickey is still visible after 48 hours, apply a hot, wet facecloth for about 5 minutes. This draws new blood, helping smooth out the skin tone.

Step 7 Wear scarf or turtleneck If all else fails, wear a scarf or turtleneck—or stay indoors.