Now if you're part of control group Kepler 7, we implanted a tiny micro chip about the size of a post card into your skull, most-likely you've forgotten it's even there but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know because that means it's about to hit 500 degrees, so we're gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.
I'm telling them, keep your pants on. Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel so word of advice, if you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that will wipe out time entirely forward and backward so do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
If you're hearing this, it means you're taking a long time on the cat walks between tests. The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction. I'm no psychiatrist but coming from a bunch of egg heads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like projection. They didn't fly into space, storm a beach or bring back the gold no sir we did, it's you and me against the world son, I like your grit, hustle could use some work though. Now let's solve this thing!
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out because you are fired, not you test subject you are doing fine. Yes, you, box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, good bye!