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How to Krump with Jamal Cumberbatch

Learn about Jamal Cumberbatch, one of Howcast's krumping experts, in this video.


Aventus: Please. How long must I do this? I keep praying, Night Mother. Why won't you answer me?

You've come at last! I knew you would! It worked! I knew you'd come, I just knew it! I did the Black Sacrament, over and over. With the body, and the things. And then you came! An assassin from the Dark Brotherhood!

It took so long. So very long. But now that you're here, you can accept my contract. My mother, she died. I'm all alone now. So they sent me to that terrible orphanage in Riften. Honorhall. The headmistress is an evil, cruel woman. They call her Grelod the Kind. But she's not kind. She's terrible to all of us. So I ran away and came home and performed the Black Sacrament. Now you're here! And you can kill Grelod the Kind!

Please hurry. To be honest, I'm kind of lonely here. As much as I hated getting sent to Honorhall, I really miss my friends there.

Grelod the Kind: Those who shirk their duties will get an extra beating. Do I make myself clear?

Samuel and Hroar: Yes, Grelod.

Grelod: And one more thing! I will hear no more talk of adoptions! None of you riff-raff is getting adopted. Ever! Nobody needs you. Nobody wants you. That, my darlings, is why you're here. Why you will always be here until the day you come of age and get thrown into that wide, horrible world. Now, what do you all say?

Francois Beaufort and Samuel: We love you, Grelod. Thank you for your kindness.

Grelod: That's better. Now scurry off, my little guttersnipes.

Constance Michel: You really shouldn't be in here.

Grelod: What do you want? You have no b--

Samuel: Come to get yourself a kid? You're out of luck. No way Grelod will let any of us get adopted. Especially not since Aventus took off.

Children: It's Grelod!

Hroar: Someone has killed Grelod!

Aventus: Well? Grelod the Kind. Is she... you know? I knew you could do it! I just knew it! I knew the Dark Brotherhood would save me! Here, just like I promised. This should fetch you a nice price. And thank you. Thank you again.

Lydia: Honor to you, my Thane.

Astrid: Sleep well? Does it matter? You're warm, dry, and still very much alive. That's more than can be said for old Grelod. Half of Skyrim knows. Old hag gets butchered in her own orphanage? Things like that tend to get around. But don't misunderstand. I'm not criticizing. It was a good kill. Old crone had it coming, and you saved a group of urchins, to boot. But there is a slight problem. You see, that little Aretino boy was looking for the Dark Brotherhood. For me, and my associates. Grelod the Kind was, by all rights, a Dark Brotherhood contract. A kill that you stole. A kill you must repay.

Well now. Funny you should ask. I you turn around, you'll notice my guests. I've collected them from... Well, that's not really important. The here and now, that's what matters. You see, there's a contract out on one of them, and that person can't leave this room alive. But which one? Go on, see if you can figure it out.

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