How to Survive a Tour Bus

Learn how to survive a tour bus in this Howcast video with these tips from John Popper of Blues Traveler.

Transcript

Hi, I'm John Popper, lead singer of the band Blues Traveler. I also play harmonica, and am arguably one of the best in the world. But thank God, there really never can be an actual best, but I'm damn good. I'm gonna teach you a few things about the harmonica.

The way to survive on a tour bus is to protect all of your video games like they are money, because they are. And protect your stuff, like hide it, get like a little locker box if you can and do not tell anyone about it. And then, act like you do not have all that stuff you are not willing to share with everyone, and then try to find their stuff. But they have hidden it, too. Get factions, play people against each other and find out who the asshole is and get them voted off the bus. And then eventually, you get everyone else voted off the bus and then it is all your bus. And then, you kill the driver while he is sleeping, usually when he is driving and then it is all your bus. And then you sell the bus for meat and move on to the next bus.

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