My name is Mike Myers. I am the owner of Legion Marketing; my expertise is in nightlife. I believe that I know the best and brightest of everything that's in Las Vegas. I can help you skip the lines, skip the bad spots, basically cut the fat.
Stripper locations, the easiest answer is strip clubs, and we have a whole bunch of them. The Rhino is head and shoulders above the rest. Not only has it been voted the best stripclub in America for the last five years, I don't know anyone who would ever dispute that. It is an absolute phenomenon. Then there's The Sapphire, which is the biggest strip club in the world. That doesn't necessarily guarantee the best quality, however typically they have the most girls. Our newest strip club is Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, which is so big, and so bad, that they actually make their employees park out front, just to make the parking lot look busier. The Rhino on the other hand, makes their girls park off property and take a shuttle to the back door because it is so busy that you can't even get in. You can typically tell how good looking your stripper is going to be by the car that she drives. If she pulls up in a Saturn there is no way that she is smoking hot. At the Rhino whenever you go to that parking lot, it's Lamborghinis and Porsches, and it is all full of Mercedes. Typically, that means that your strippers are good looking.