Oracle: Bruce? Are you okay? The tower just exploded.
Batman: I noticed.
Oracle: Thank God you're all right.
Batman: Ra's al Ghul was the power behind Hugo Strange. This whole place was part of his plan.
Oracle: You're kidding? Where is he now?
Batman: Let's just say he's going to need a trip to a Lazarus Pit.
Joker: Hello! Is anyone there?
Batman: I'll get back to you. Something's come up.
Joker: Hello, Batman. I know you can hear me. I've not caught you at a bad time, have I? I was worried that you may have forgotten
about little old me. Take a look at your girlfriend, who, as you can see, is in danger of having her pretty little brains splattered all over this camera.
Talia al Ghul: Ignore him, beloved. Let him die!
Joker: Ah, how romantic. Only problem is, I've never felt better, and we both know, you really can't ignore me. Can you? So listen, Batman. I'm putting on a little show for you. It's going to be a doozy. A real red carpet affair. You'd better hurry, though, if you take too long, the leading lady may be found dead in her dressing room.
Command Center: All air units report in. Cease attack and return to base immediately. Repeat, return to base immediately.
Joker: Well, this is just rude, Batman! I've laid on all this entertainment at the movie theater and you can even be bothered turning up.
Joker: Where are you, Batman? I've got your premiere ticket right here in my pocket. It's right here, next to the gaffer tape and the pliers.
Joker: Hello! Batman! You can hear me, right? It's just, you don't seem to be coming to the movie theater and I'd hate for you to read the spoilers on the Internet again.
Joker: I'll see you soon! Bye!
Joker: Where are you, Batman?
Joker: Your leading lady's waiting, Batman!
Inmate: The Bat's here!