Joker: You're making me late for my spa treatment! I mean, it's not like you've got a girl to save anymore, is it? Oh, I'm sorry. Too soon? Would a change of scenery help ease the pain?
Joker: Get out of my way, Bats! I've got a date with immortality!
Joker: Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for. C'mon! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, and hell... It's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
Joker: Think of it as a running gag... No! Are you happy now?
Batman: Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
Joker: That actually is... pretty funny...
Police 1: All units, coordinate your... What the? What the hell happened in there? Batman? What happened?