Man 1: Thank you for retrieving those packages, but they were only a decoy. Sorry about that, but that's sometimes the way in business. My real objective was hiding on the plane all along. Unfortunately the port authorities seized the plane and were stripping it down until I intervened at great personal expense. Cross the bridge to Shoreside Vale and go to Francis international Airport. I've paid off the officials. My property will be waiting for you at the customs hanger in the aircraft fuselage.
Woman 1: Hey, let's get this out of here. God knows what it is, but he seems to want it badly enough so it must be worth something.
Man 2: Who the heck!
Woman 1: You!
Man 2: Hey take it easy, amigo! De nada! De nada!
Woman 1: I left you pouring your heart out into the gutter!
Man 2: Hey, don't shoot amigo. No problem. We all friends. Here, take this.
Woman 1: Don't be such a pussy!
Man 2: Hey, we got no choice, baby!
Woman 1: We always got a choice you dumb bastard!
Man 2: I'm sorry about that crazy bitch man, they all the same. . .please, por favor?
Woman 2: So, the whore got away. But you've done me a favor, you're not the only one that has a score to settle with the Cartel. This worm killed my brother!
Man 2: I never killed no Yakuza!
Woman 2: Liar! We all saw the Cartel assassin. We are going to hunt down and kill all your Colombian dogs! I'll be operating on our friend here to extract information and a little pleasure. You, drop by later, I'm sure I'll require your services.
Man 2: Please amigo, don't leave me here with her, man, she's psycho chica. Man, please! Amigo? Hey amigo!