Man 1: My prisoner's giving me a lot of trouble. I need more men. It'd be a big help if you could guard him until I get back. He's over here. That's him. Just hang tight until I return with some backup to haul him off.
Man 2: Hey, how about you untie me so I can cave your skull in with that little tuning fork you got there?
Man 3: My God, you murdered a restrained man!