Zeke: Time for another episode of Zeke TV. You, my friend, will be my very special guest. A local TV station installed cheap and very hackable broadcasting dishes. You drain them, I'll jack them.
Okay, I'm in! Get to a TV! Now, this ought to put a few rumors to rest.
Single ladies of New Marais. Time to put the rumors to rest. Yes, Cole MacGrath is single and looking for love. Sure, you might have seen him running downtown, doing his best to act like a badass, but the simple truth is the man's a puppy dog on the inside. He loves all the standard crap: long walks on the beach, brushing ladies hair, romantic picnics with cheese.
If you think you've got what it takes to tame the heart of this proud warrior, give him a call. Will you be his greatest adventure?
Cole: Zeke, you bastard.