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Garcia Hotspur: What's wrong, baby?

Johnson: She's gone psycho! Run for your life!

I hate to say it, G, but your girl has gone mental.

Garcia Hotspur: She's always been crazy. That is why I love her!

Johnson: But she never gets mad at you?

Garcia Hotspur: Oh, she gets mad. One morning, after a bout of passionate lovemaking, she was making us coffee. Just to get a reaction, I told her I was married.

Johnson: You were being funny?

Garcia Hotspur: Yeah, a practical joke, you know?

Johnson: Chicks love those.

Garcia Hotspur: Paula was so angry she grabbed a knife and chased me all over the apartment. And she is scary with a knife.

Johnson: Now here's a pretty prize. I smell an upgrade. Plug it in, G.