Garcia Hotspur: What's wrong, baby?
Johnson: She's gone psycho! Run for your life!
I hate to say it, G, but your girl has gone mental.
Garcia Hotspur: She's always been crazy. That is why I love her!
Johnson: But she never gets mad at you?
Garcia Hotspur: Oh, she gets mad. One morning, after a bout of passionate lovemaking, she was making us coffee. Just to get a reaction, I told her I was married.
Johnson: You were being funny?
Garcia Hotspur: Yeah, a practical joke, you know?
Johnson: Chicks love those.
Garcia Hotspur: Paula was so angry she grabbed a knife and chased me all over the apartment. And she is scary with a knife.
Johnson: Now here's a pretty prize. I smell an upgrade. Plug it in, G.