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Shadows of the Damned Walkthrough: Act 4-1 The Big Boner (1 of 2)

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Johnson: We are surrounded by Giant Hell Monkeys! They'll cream us if we get too close! Quick, take me over to that phone.

Garcia: Right now?

Johnson: Trust me, G.

Phone Sex Operator: Thanks for calling "Angel Kiss" sugar. I'm not wearing anything but a smile...

Johnson: Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Garcia: Now that is a Big Boner. All right, Johnson. Let's take this pole for a stroll.

Take that. Magnífico. Yeah. Take that. Take that. It's good. It's good. Taste my big boner. Fuck.

Johnson: Quick, G! Paradise awaits between those posterboard legs!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Garcia: Taste my big boner. Taste my big boner. Taste my big boner. You like it. Taste my big boner. Take that. It's good. It's good. Take that. Yeah. Taste my big boner. Take that. Yeah. Yeah.

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