Kelso: Hello, Miss Lichtmann. How long have you been sitting there?
Lichtmann: Not long, Mr. Kelso.
Kelso: You look lovely, Princess. You haven't exactly caught me at my best. It's okay, Miss Lichtmann. I'm a big boy. I know how to take my licks.
Lichtmann: Please, call me Elsa.
Kelso: Okay, Elsa. What can I do for you?
Lichtmann: I'd like to explain because I. . .
Kelso: I can join the dots, Elsa.
Lichtmann: Cole needs your help, Jack. The Police Department have frozen him out.
JaKelsock: Look you're obviously a brave lady, but you can't fight all Cole's battles for him.
Lichtmann: I just wanted to apologize for. . .
Kelso: You don't have to apologize. You were right about Elysian Fields.
Tell me something. What was Lou Buchwalter's regular job?
Lichtmann: He was a carpenter. He built sets for RKO, Warner Brothers. . .
Kelso: A set carpenter? Perfect.
If you don't mind, Elsa, I'd like to get a little rest now. I've got a lot more dots to join, and it's making my head hurt.
Lichtmann: That's perfectly understandable, Mister. . . Jack. I hope we can meet again under less dramatic circumstances.
Kelso: I hope so too, Princess. I'd like that.
Petersen: Are you Kelso?
Kelso: Who's asking?
Petersen: Petersen, Assistant DA.
Kelso: You're in the wrong building, Petersen. This is a hospital.
Petersen: A wise guy. Let me tell you a story, Kelso.
Kelso: Can I get the abridged version? My head hurts.
Peterson: You're a funny guy, Jack.
Kelso: What do you want, Petersen?
Petersen: A colorful character mentioned your name. He said that you might know something about. . .
Kelso: There's the problem with colorful characters, Petersen. First, they send you over a drink, then they buy you dinner, then you get a phone call in the middle of the night for a favor. Try rubbing shoulders with some solid citizens. They're the ones you're supposed to protect.
Petersen: You finished, Kelso?
Kelso: For the moment.
Petersen: I'm going to run for DA, Kelso. The current administration stinks.
Kelso: You want me to help.
Petersen: I'm looking for a DA's investigator. You've got a gun, and a badge, and $120 a month.
Kelso: I get $150 a month now.
Petersen: I'm going after the Vice Squad, Kelso. It's going to get me elected.
Kelso: I've got something better. How about Leland Monroe?
Petersen: The property developer?
Kelso: Do you think I fell down the stairs?
Thanks for the patch-up, Princess. Might be the only R&R I get for some time.