School might not seem like the most romantic place to kiss your crush, but if you think about it, your campus is littered with super-adorable places to just... get your boo alone and get a little kissin' on! Worst-case scenario: if you can't find, like, a little nook here, a little hallway there, an under-the-bleachers there... you got a binder... and you've got a privacy shield.
Sneak up on your guy and go, like, "Wait, I have to tell you a secret! Oh my gosh! This is so important!" [smooches] "What were you doing behind there?" "Was I reciting the Gettysburg address? You'll never know, will you?"
Male Speaker: She was. She knows the whole thing.
Female Speaker: [whispering] I got this. Yeah!
Male Speaker: She said it [inaudible 00:00:47].
Female Speaker: "Four score, seven years ago!..." That's what you like.
Male Speaker. Boom!
Another great location, guys, is if you have a theater: behind the theater curtain, 'cause then you can just be like, "Hey girl, you wanna practice... lines..."
Female Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Male Speaker: ... behind the curtain?
Female Speaker: Yeah.
Male Speaker: See. And then... curtain!
Female Speaker: [gasps]
Male Speaker: Ways not to get in trouble: 'cause you don't want Principal Belding coming up...
Female Speaker: Phllbbtt!
... and being like, "Demerits!" Uh... OK, so...
Female Speaker: Such a douche.
Male Speaker: Right? So, this is my number one trick, guys. Never failed. Ready? It's this, and, "Hey, I just... let me, let me tell you something." So you have the cup here, like you're tellin' a secret, [laughing] but you're not!
Female Speaker. That's not a secret. That's not a secret, everybody!
Male Speaker: But it looks like...
Female Speaker: Could'a been better!
Male Speaker: But it looks like a secret.
Female Speaker: So do you see how boys and girls use the same kind of trick? Hiding? Fake secrets? Lots of kissing. It's so easy, and no one has to know what you're doing.