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How to Kiss Someone at School

Learn how to kiss someone at school from kissing expert Shallon Lester in this Howcast video.

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School might not seem like the most romantic place to kiss your crush, but if you think about it, your campus is littered with super-adorable places to just... get your boo alone and get a little kissin' on! Worst-case scenario: if you can't find, like, a little nook here, a little hallway there, an under-the-bleachers there... you got a binder... and you've got a privacy shield.

Sneak up on your guy and go, like, "Wait, I have to tell you a secret! Oh my gosh! This is so important!" [smooches] "What were you doing behind there?" "Was I reciting the Gettysburg address? You'll never know, will you?"

Male Speaker: She was. She knows the whole thing.

Female Speaker: [whispering] I got this. Yeah!

Male Speaker: She said it [inaudible 00:00:47].

Female Speaker: "Four score, seven years ago!..." That's what you like.

Male Speaker. Boom!

Another great location, guys, is if you have a theater: behind the theater curtain, 'cause then you can just be like, "Hey girl, you wanna practice... lines..."

Female Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Male Speaker: ... behind the curtain?

Female Speaker: Yeah.

Male Speaker: See. And then... curtain!

Female Speaker: [gasps]

[smooching noises]

[giggling]

Male Speaker: Ways not to get in trouble: 'cause you don't want Principal Belding coming up...

Female Speaker: Phllbbtt!

... and being like, "Demerits!" Uh... OK, so...

Female Speaker: Such a douche.

Male Speaker: Right? So, this is my number one trick, guys. Never failed. Ready? It's this, and, "Hey, I just... let me, let me tell you something." So you have the cup here, like you're tellin' a secret, [laughing] but you're not!

Female Speaker. That's not a secret. That's not a secret, everybody!

Male Speaker: But it looks like...

Female Speaker: Could'a been better!

Male Speaker: But it looks like a secret.

Female Speaker: So do you see how boys and girls use the same kind of trick? Hiding? Fake secrets? Lots of kissing. It's so easy, and no one has to know what you're doing.

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