So what if you're a virgin? So what if you don't like to put out? So what if you prefer to drink blood from living things? Well, okay.
It just so happens, I have a great kissing tip for you. Slow things down and rev things up with a few tips from Edward and Bella, courtesy of Twilight.
How did you get in here?
By the window.
Do that a lot?
Just the past couple months.
I like to watch you sleep.
It's fascinating to me.
I just want to do one thing. So sit very still. Don't move.