JP: Pretty impressive, ain't it? You might not guess by looking at it, but this place used to be filled with all kinds of visitors. Moms and dads and little kids and... Yeah. It was a really nice place.
Man: I'm sorry. You are?
JP: Name's JP, and that, sir, is the Devil's Pit, 490 meters straight down to the blackest soul of the earth, the deepest limestone sink hole north of the...
Man: Look, that's fascinating but... Sorry. Someone... something tried to kill me back there. You haven't seen anyone I mean strange, wandering around here, have you?
JP: First time visitor, huh?
Man: Listen, if there's a quick way out of here, I'd really appreciate if you'd just tell me.
JP: Way out? What good would that do? Sorry. We don't get too many visitors these days.
Man: Right. Well, be seeing you.
JP: Hey, if you head through the cavern there's a train. It can take you to Hillside. Boy, I tell you, all the kids, they just loved that little train.
Man: How about you show me?
JP: Sorry. Some place I got to be.
Man: Thanks for the tip. Hmph, Devil's Pit. Sounds like a fun place to bring the family. Hey, where'd you say that train is again?
JP: Told you, just head on down into the caverns there, you'll find it.
Man: Thanks. I must be going crazy.