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Male 1: Decepticons [inaudible 00:00:05]. It's stupid to win wars with [inaudible 00:00:09].

Optimus: Soldier, I'm looking for the closest control room.

Soldier: I think it's this way.

Male 2: Slippery son of a gun, aren't you?

Optimus: We fight for our freedom.

Male 3: Battlefield log, 4578. Lead pursuit, there's a whole platoon of them activated. If you're listening to this, turn back and avoid engagement at all cost. These things are as savage and brutal a warrior as I've ever seen, but if you must face them, always keep moving, and try to engage them from behind. Their armoured claws make a head-on attack a waste of energon.

Optimus: Where are the artillery controls?

Male 4: They should be just around the- incoming! Optimus, are you all right?

Male 5: Optimus Prime!

Male 4: In the back! Hit it in the back!

Male 6: He's not stopping! Thanks, Optimus. Thought I was a goner.

Perceptor: Optimus, are you all right?

Optimus: I'm fine, Perceptor. Another one.

Male 7: I can hear you tremble. Keep your head real close. You ain't so tough!

Optimus: Perceptor, how do I destroy this thing?

Perceptor: You might try a swift kick in the backside. Aim for its engines.

Male 7: You're going to hate this! There's going to be [inaudible 00:03:24].

Perceptor: Optimus, according to my schematics, you should be near the artillery controls.

Optimus: I see them, but how do I get there?

Perceptor: There might be an ion vent nearby that could give you a boost.

Optimus: Ready to roll!

Male 8: [inaudible 00:04:42-00:04:43]. Where do you think you're going, Prime? There's going to be [inaudible 00:04:54]. You won't even see [inaudible 00:05:05-00:05:06]. Prepare [inaudible 00:05:11-00:05:12]. I'm going to open you up like an oil pan! [inaudible 00:05:41-00:05:43]. [inaudible 00:05:48-00:05:51].

Optimus: Let's [inaudible 00:05:54-00:05:55]. Enough distractions. I've got a job to do. Perceptor, I've found the controls!

Perceptor: Excellent. You should be able to reroute energon from the arch directly into the log-range artillery.

Optimus: It appears to be working. Rocket system is online.

Perceptor: The code looks pretty rusty, so I'm going to link the artillery controls directly to your targetting computer.

Optimus: I'll find some decepticons to try it out on.

Male 9: More decepticons! Hold the [inaudible 00:07:14], autobots!

Male 10: Decepticons approaching!

Male 9: Maurader, incoming!

Perceptor: I'd be curious as to what an artillery strike would do to that maurader.

Optimus: My sentiments exactly.

Male 11: Artillery online.

Male 9: Take cover! Way to go, Optimus!

Optimus: Let's finish this! The autobots will triumph! Clear.

Male 9: Clear!

Male 12: Optimus, this is Ironhide. The arch is getting shelled pretty bad by those warp cannons. Shields are holding for now, but it's just a matter of time.

Optimus: Help is on the way, Ironhide.

Perceptor: You can activate more defensive weapons. Move back through the engine room. I found a neutron gun near the flight deck.

Optimus: On my way.