This my friend, is a Big Mac. It looks nothing like the photograph, does it? I'm going to be honest, and say that this type of food has not passed my lips, in probably two decades. I have to smush it down. I'm not even going to put it in the flour, because I think that it's just going to make it worse than it probably would already be.
I apologize to the gods of the king of the deep fat fryer. I'm sorry. These kind gentlemen made me do it. You've got to squash it together, otherwise the whole thing's just going to float apart in the fryer, and that's what we did. I don't think it's going to be very good. I don't think it's very good anyway, regardless.
People are going to hate me for saying this, but I've never eaten this particular brand of food in two decades. Saying that, we've given it a go, and I think our intrepid cameraman's going to eat some of that. What I think I'm going to do is, I'm going to slice it, and so that you can see the insides of it. Otherwise, it just looks like a donut. There it is, that my friends, is a deep fried Big Mac.