Prankster: I call this one all wrapped up. My coworker took the day off, so I took the day off and wrapped his whole desk in wrapping paper. Everything. The pens, the phone, the coffee mug. You know what a desk entails. The usual stuff, like a keyboard. I'm even wrapping the stapler. Even the staples inside of it are wrapped. You can't believe I did it? Believe it. Now, when he comes back he just wants to slip in the office, but it's about initial reaction, big gut surprise. He's going to get quite a gift.
Colleague: Who did this? And now I have two.