Mike: Hard work.
Tommy: Blood, sweat, and tears.
Tommy: See, these are all qualities that you get here at the Monster Factory. They're all qualities that are asked of you, as a trainee, as an upcoming student, that wants to be a professional wrestler.
Mike: If you want it bad enough, you'll find a way to get in. Whether it's one day a week, or four days a week, you're going to bust your ass, you're going to sweat, you're going to bleed, you're going to cry. But you're going to make it, if you go to the Monster Factory.
Tommy: We've produced stars. Bam Bam Bigelow.
Mike: Big Show.
Tommy: King Kong Bundy.
Tommy: Who are two current WWE superstars. We've got great smiles, but you don't always have to be the best looking.
Mike: We've got great bodies, too. And, you don't always have to have them either.
Tommy: As long as you've got it in here, and in here, that's all that matters. Get here to the Monster Factory.
Mike: Larry Sharpe and Danny Cage will show you the way.