How to say you're conceited in Australian. Have tickets on yourself. You're conceited. Have tickets on your self. You're conceited. Now, you try. For example, you might say he's got tickets on himself. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. You might also say he's so up himself, he's a big noter and he's got tickets on himself. This literally means he's full of himself and he brags all the time, and he thinks he's a hot ticket. And that's how you say you're conceited in Australian.