- Step 1: Get out of bed The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she’s still in it.
- Step 2: Get dressed Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don’t want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.
- Step 3: Don't offer her anything Don’t offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don’t have any.
- TIP: Practice your poker face ahead of time. You want to be sure you can pull it off when you’re both tired and shamelessly fibbing.
- Step 4: Say you have an appointment If she’s still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the 'appointment' that necessitates that you both leave immediately.
- Step 5: Ask for phone number Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she’ll want to be cooperative.
- Step 6: Make sure she has everything As she’s heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she’s taken everything—you don’t want her to have any excuse to come back!
- FACT: Forty-five percent of people responding to a 2003 Durex survey reported having had a one-night stand.
You Will Need
- 1 Cunning
- 1 Poker face
- 1 Cell phone (optional) (optional)