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How to Make a Move on a Girl While Watching a Movie on a Couch

Of all the important things in the world—peace, hunger, poverty—this is pretty much the most important. So listen closely.


  • Step 1: Make sure it's a girl Make sure your target is a girl… because everybody makes mistakes.
  • Step 2: Pick the right moment Wait until the right moment in the movie. But don’t wait too long.
  • Step 3: Pick a long movie Pick a long movie, leaving more opportunity for snuggling.
  • TIP: If possible, impress her with your political knowledge.
  • Step 4: Analyze your boundaries Analyze your boundaries and find a penetration point.
  • Step 5: Compliment her Tell her she’s pretty.
  • TIP: Don’t compare her to anyone in your family.
  • Step 6: Make sure you're alone Make sure you’re alone. Otherwise, things might get a little awkward.
  • Step 7: Don't overstep your boundaries Don’t overstep your boundaries.
  • Step 8: Spill something on her If all else fails, spill something on her.
  • Step 9: Go for it Just go for it. Of the two girls we surveyed, both said simple and shameless is the way to go. And awkwardness is to be avoided at all costs.
  • FACT: When asked 800 singles if they’d consider making the first move, more women than men said that they would!

You Will Need

  • A movie
  • A drink
  • Some courage

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