How to Avoid Talking to People You Don't Want to Talk To

Make it easier to dodge annoying conversations with irritating people using these tips.

Instructions

  • Step 1: If you absolutely can't avoid talking to people you don't want to talk to, at least give them a time limit. Say you're very sorry but you can only give them 2 minutes. When the time is up, walk away -- even if they're still talking.
  • Step 2: If all else fails, just be honest. With any luck, they'll be so embarrassed that you'll become the person they avoid talking to!
  • FACT: People with smartphones would much rather text or email someone than talk to them, according to a survey.
  • TIP: Pretending to text may work, too.
  • Step 3: Avoid talking to people with a fake phone conversation. When you see someone approaching you don't want to talk to, start shrieking and wildly gesticulating. Don't even worry if you're not holding a cellphone; they'll assume you're using a headset…or that you've gone insane. Either way, they'll infer that now's not a good time to chat.
  • Step 4: Give a good excuse as to why you can't talk to someone -- one that allows no room for argument.
  • TIP: Have a go-to list of excuses so you can rotate reasons.
  • Step 5: Have headphones in your ears at all times; people are less inclined to bother someone who's grooving to music.

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