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How To Kiss Like Brad Pitt

OK, so maybe you don’t have his pecs, his money, or Angelina Jolie. But even if you’re nothing like Brad Pitt, you can still kiss like him.

Instructions

  • Step 1: If she responds to your gentle kiss, slowly slip your tongue into her mouth. But don’t dart your tongue in and out—Brad would never do that!
  • Step 2: Put one hand on the back of her head (gently, not forcefully), as if you never want to let her go.
  • FACT: Brad Pitt was voted “most kissable person” in a 2004 survey taken in honor of National Kissing Day, on July 6.
  • Step 3: When your lips first meet hers, make the kiss soft and romantic. Keep that tongue inside your mouth for now.
  • Step 4: While leaning in for the kiss, steal Brad’s “sensitive man” move—touch her chin, cheek, or hair.
  • Step 5: Before a date, rent some Brad Pitt movies to examine his kissing technique: _Mr. and Mrs. Smith_ and _Thelma and Louise_ are good choices. But don’t bother with _Twelve Monkeys_ — he doesn’t kiss anyone in that one.
  • Step 6: Make eye contact. Brad Pitt uses his baby blues to look soulfully into a woman’s eyes before he kisses her.
  • TIP: Tell her that when you first saw her, she “looked like Christmas morning.” That was Brad’s heart-melting line to co-star Angelina Jolie in their movie, _Mr. & Mrs. Smith_.
  • Step 7: Be confident—or at least act like you are. Just don’t confuse confidence with arrogance.

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